Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you give a sick pig?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?