Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?