Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.