How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?