How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?