How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How long will dinner be?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a pastor's favorite city?