How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How do football players deal with their problems?