Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What is the most adorable season?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?