Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?