Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?