What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which computer won the talent show?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?