What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Surprise!!!!
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?