What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?