What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the bee sad?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?