What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?