What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?