What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?