What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the most adorable season?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?