What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?