What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
When do mice play every day?
What are you studying in math?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do kittens go to school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?