What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the holiest insect?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a henway?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?