What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the coolest country?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?