What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?