What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?