Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What kind of bird can write?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why are goats so funny?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?