Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What birds make average students?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?