What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?