What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did electricity win the race?