Which baseball player do fish root for?
Mike Trout.
What do you call the dog magician?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do automobiles fly?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's a frog's favorite sport?