What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Who invented fractions?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?