What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the echo get detention?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?