What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?