What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you make antifreeze?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?