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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the math book sad?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?