Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What animal floats best?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?