Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do bears keep cool?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?