Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?