Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?