What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
How is cat food sold?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How was the wedding?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
The museum curator needed a break.