What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which is the worst season?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?