What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do you compliment a cat?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?