What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do bears keep cool?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?