What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
When does a horse talk?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are grandkids so great?