Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?