Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What math figure is also in the band?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the noisiest food?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you make a bandstand?