Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?