What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do fleas travel?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are winter days great?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?