What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do elves learn in school?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Surprise!!!!
What do dads love to eat after dinner?