What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are winter days great?
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