What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the broom late for school?