What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do mermaids see movies?