What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?