What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's E.T. short for?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What part of a fish is the most musical?