What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
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Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the richest basketball team?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?