What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What tree has the most bark?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did summer say to spring?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?