Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?