Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?