Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?