Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
When do cows get tired?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the tree get lost?