What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do bears keep cool?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do rhinos charge?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?