What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where was Noah born?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you know bees have allergies?