What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the coach go to the bank?