What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What animals make the best students?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?