Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?