Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?