What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Families are like fudge.