What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
When do mice play every day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?