Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call lending money to a bison?