Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?