Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?