Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?