What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
I'm not a bad putter.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a goose's favorite book?