What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
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What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call an Irish spider?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which insect makes the best father?