What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
When do cows get tired?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?