What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?