What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
Which cats love to be petted?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What country has the most fish?