What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How was the wedding?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do bees buzz?