What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What country has the most fish?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?