What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why do bees buzz?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?