What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How did the toad die?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?