What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which band is always treated like royalty?