What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?