Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
