Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?