How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
When do cows get tired?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?