What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Families are like fudge.
What shape is bad at driving?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?