What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?