What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who invented fractions?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?