What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do cows like to dance to?
How does dinner smell?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?