What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a tired tree?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?