Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What tea do footballers drink?