Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?