Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?