Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What sports are both plant-based?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a dog in space?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What fish sings the best?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.