What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is the smallest lion?