What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do math teachers love March?