What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?