What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
Families are like fudge.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do automobiles fly?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?