Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?