Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do clowns go on vacation?