Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the strongest animal?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are winter days great?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What fish sings the best?
What's a watch's eldest relative?