Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What birds make average students?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?