Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do they call pastors in Germany?