Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?