Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is money so stubborn?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?