Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do novels go to have a good time?