Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which bug is related to you?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?