Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How does dinner smell?