Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Why do dogs run in circles?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do frogs get to work?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?