What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the loudest sport?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?