What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?