What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?