What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?