What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why was the spider so smart?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?