What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?