What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do little fish love to play with?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's the loudest Christmas song?