Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?