Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?