Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Surprise!!!!
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is the strongest animal?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
That bird won't stop squawking.