Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?