Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do bees chew?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?