Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do cows go to New York?
A book just fell on my head.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?