What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of pants do fish wear?