What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.