What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What country has the most fish?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?