What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?