What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?