How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did one plate say to the other?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?