How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?