Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?