Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which celebrity loves to read?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do fish use for glasses?